< Pen's Daedric Realm of Insanity

Bane of Pen’s existence: unknown variables.

aeriamamaduck:

penwarrior11:

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*enormous bear hug that might just break your arms*

Oh shit

iguanamouth:

people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed

No, really. I have a horrendous fear of falling, and I’d rather go through a goddamn skylight.

opalhonors asked: So, my roommate is looking at bread recipes, and one of them is "Irish soda bread". Two of these ingredients is crisp bacon bits and bacon fat. Are these actually ingredients for an Irish soda bread, or an Americanized Irish soda bread?

dduane:

Americanized. Oh GOD so Americanized. …Not that it might not taste nice enough if you were careful about the amounts of fat: there would always be a danger of the texture getting too heavy. But additions like meat or cheese? That is profoundly Not How It’s Done Here. Even fruit pushes it over into the category of “tea breads” or “fruit soda”, which is seen as something else entirely.

The full article on how to do it as it’s traditionally done here is over here at EuropeanCuisines.com.

tagged → #food
Pros and Cons of Houses

lbardugo:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.

tagged → #omfg #hp

catseamus:

penwarrior11:

aeriamamaduck:

penwarrior11:

Pen needs a Hawke to make her get her ass in gear, tbh.

*dons Garrett voice*

Friends sometimes push. *voice cracks at ‘push’*

*epic fail*

Except I’ve got nobody to ACTUALLY do that.

Didn’t the last person Garrett pushed fall through a skylight and into the middle of a summoning ritual?

Probably. Although I’d rather face that, to be perfectly honest.

tagged → #omfg